So much so that he would need a rope to ascend the stairs up to his neighbours | We just found him there at the office one day and lived with it |
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Your wretched life leaves none to compare, and your death may very well be a blessing to the kind | To most, however, the pickings were confined to three at the time: Al-Farazdaq, Al-Jareer, and an illustrious Levantine Christian by the name of Al-Akhtal |
I can hardly entrust you with a secret before you spread it to everyone like wildfire.
27So much so that when their dogs caught the scent of travellers going towards their flame for food, they would bark loudly, alerting the landowners | But for all his eloquence, the guy really knew how to shit on fools when he wanted to |
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All that in two lines |
Your stare can only be likened to a blazing stove, and your hair is akin to pitch-black vines.
22For the simplest thing you can do is to disappoint, and the most difficult thing for you to do is to anything right | They had very little shame, and the thought of them expending clean water to douse a fire was absurd |
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He's pretty good at putting sentences together, usually about niche restaurant reviews, obscure video game recommendations, and the occasional inspiration piece about trying to love life | Examples of many failed marriages around me |
Like why would I even bother forming a family with a partner who wouldnt share the responsibility of house, children, expenses etc.
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